In the first installment of this highly serious interview series, sisters will be subjected at random to an array of in-depth questions. First up...best friends Hannah Mescon and Ariel Fund, decadent dames of Dexter.
Ari, a junior, hails from Rochester, NY, but recently relocated to sunny Florida. If you don't believe me, look at her license plate. She is majoring in advertising and has killer hair extensions.
The Mesconator splits her time away from Boston in New York City and Connecticut. So don't bother this broad, she knows the mean streets and will beat you down if you cross her. She also recently became Austrian. Look her up on Facebook: Hannah von Mescon.
Molly: Who in DG do you have a girl crush on?
Ari & Hannah: EACH OTHER!!!
Molly: (vomits)
Ari: Because we always make each other laugh no matter what, and we know when the other one is sad how to make her happy.
Molly: What do you each eat for breakfast?
Ari: We BOTH eat turkey bacon and eggs.
Hannah: Egg whites!
Ari: And I mix one egg and one egg white.
Molly: What are in each of your refrigerators?
Ari: In mine you would find apples, soy milk, soy cheese, pickles, oranges, butter, jelly, turkey.
Molly: And you, Hannah?
Hannah: Cheese, chicken, salad, lots of sauces and dressings, onions, peppers, eggs, broccoli, and veggie burgers.
Molly: If you were a fish tomorrow, how would you react?
Ari: If Hannah were with me, I'd be okay. But only if I could talk to my family.
Molly: No! You can't talk! Fish don't talk!
Ari: I would probably freak the BLEEEEP out.
Molly: No profanity, please!
Hannah: I would be okay. It would be cool to live underwater and not have to come up for air.
Ari: Okay, I would totally freak out.
Molly: Okay, next question. Someone pulls out a camera to take pictures that you know will be on Facebook tomorrow. What is your default picture pose?
Hannah: Ari's face is the lip pucker up with seductive smile.
Ari: Hannah's is crazy, fabulous hair flip with hip popped out and peace sign.
Molly: So Miley! Now, how many hats do you each own?
Ari: Three each. Mine are a pink Red Sox hat, the DG baseball hat, and a funky, multi-colored rainbow sombrero.
Molly: How often do you wear the sombrero?
Ari: Only on special occasions.
Hannah: I have a navy blue BU hat and two rando baseball hats.
Molly: Okay, last question: what did you each want to be when you were 12, and what do you want to be now?
Ari: I wanted to be for real Britney Spears. Like for real. And now I want to be an event planner for bar and bat mitzvahs, weddings, and corporate events!
Hannah: I wanted to be Britney Spears, too, and I STILL DO.
Ari: No but for real, she wants to be a screenwriter.
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